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Why not try and see the world through Scotchy Scotch Scotch vision? Let this molded figure of Mr. Ron Burgundy, everyone's favorite anchorman, be your guide. Comes complete with all the necessary accoutrements, including a tie-closure robe, a dumbbell, a pair of slippers, sunglasses + a cup of liquid courage. Says 12 phrases:
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
"Ladies and Gentleman, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying new story... cannonball!"
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly."
"It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice."
"You are a smelly pirate hooker."
"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal."
"I wanna be on you!"
"I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!"
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
"You stay classy, San Diego."
CONTENT + CARE
- Polyresin, polyester
- Wipe clean
- Imported
Shipping
| Method | Shipping Time | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Standard | Arrives in 7-10 business days | CA$15 |
| Express | Arrives in 5-7 business days | CA$29.95 |
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