*Authors: Avery Monsen & Jory John; Publisher: Chronicle Books
*Hard cover, 96 pages
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this book illustrates the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie, letting you laugh at the inevitable while exploring each character's unique grievances and predicaments, from the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners. Here are little matters of life and death, illustrated for your amusement!